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Fame By Proxy

by IfIHadAHiFi

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    Our third full-length, from 2008! Encased in a comparatively Earth-friendly digipack, even though there's still some plastic in it. Also, the disc itself is non-biodegradable and will last thousands of years in a landfill, where it would eventually be discovered by future anthropologists unsure how to play any sort of physical media whatsoever. Whaddya gonna do.

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1.
Spend and Borrow Words are Hollow String up Higher The Town Crier Go to the briefing and I'll fill you full of jive Ask me a question and I'll tell you naught but lies My dance ain't honest so kick me out of the hive Defenestrate me and I promise I'll survive You're not a someone 'til you pay someone to make you someone You're not a legend 'til you fall from grace You're not a someone 'til the someone takes you by the collar Crash through a window and fall on your face Deny Deny Deny Deny Deny Deny Deny Deny
2.
We're all iron miners, wearing earth on our flesh Our work is our life and our life is our debt And when we're put to rest on our backs We'll haunt the mines like the Paulding Light haunts the tracks It's a myth that floats among the hills You can see it if you stay perfectly still If it's a question of faith we'll be here all night If it's a question of science you'll never be right If it's a question of science you can speculate On the gasses on the masses that hallucinate When you're done we'll be underground Splitting rocks as the world turns 'round I've got nothing to say I'm dead anyway And we're too busy mining to be scared I've got nothing to say I'm dead anyway And we're too busy mining to be scared He tried to warn the trains, they failed not to collide Now he haunts the hill with his lantern held high The rocks we break are in the grave where he lies These hills are ours too and we're bleeding 'em dry He tried to warn the trains, they failed not to collide Now he haunts the hill with his lantern held high The rocks we break are in the grave where he lies And we're bleedin' 'em, bleedin' 'em, bleedin' 'em I've got nothing to say I'm dead anyway And we're too busy mining to be scared I've seen the Paulding Light I've seen the reds and greens and whites But I wouldn't approach it on a dare
3.
I'm not a no, I'm not a no, I'm not a nobody I'm not a nobody but you don't see me I'm invis-, I'm invis-, I'm invisible But my deeds are opaque clearly Rotting away in a schoolyard Can't see me to push me off the swings Cast away among the four-square I'm waiting in the wings Rotting away in a classroom Raise your hand to solve the problem now Salarymen are your future Unless I take your head now Just give me an opening You'll be silent and I'll sing They can't help but hear me cuz I'm somebody now You be silent and I'll sing I'll give you the opening They can't help but hear me cuz I'm somebody now You gotta wail, you gotta gnash, you gotta decry The kids these days need to be taught some manners Tune in to Court TV and watch me be crucified I'll bring the nails, You bring the hammer I stuck a head up on a fence post It worked as advertised Now I'm a media darling I'm sensationalized Just give me an opening You'll be silent and I'll sing They can't help but hear me cuz I'm somebody now You be silent and I'll sing I'll give you the opening They can't help but hear me cuz I'm somebody now I can't tell what I like better Your scream in my ears or frozen forever Baby, your face has never looked better cuz I'm somebody now Baby your face has never looked better cuz I'm somebody now
4.
We dance on the event horizon From which no light can escape We dance on the event horizon Unexplored dimensions await Shake your orbit, Shake your orbit, Shake your orbit, Shake your orbit, Shake your orbit, Watch your orbit decay Your reaction is a part of the process A stolen Scream, a bloody Monet We're tiptoing on oblivion's crest But there's a chance we'll make a beautiful mess Even black holes resonate in b-flat baby You'd be a sharp cookie to see it We dance on the event horizon A legacy of close calls and dodged traps We dance on the event horizon Because you love to watch stars collapse Shake your orbit, Shake your orbit, Shake your orbit, Shake your orbit, Shake your orbit, Watch your orbit decay We know we've got your number We see right through you 'cause you're bathed in x-rays We're tiptoing on oblivion's crest But there's a chance we'll make a beautiful mess Even black holes resonate in b-flat baby You'd be a sharp cookie to see it This spaceship's falling apart We're tiptoing on oblivion's crest But there's a chance we'll make a beautiful mess Even black holes resonate in b-flat baby Resonate Resonate in b-flat We're tiptoing on oblivion's crest But there's a chance we'll make a beautiful mess Even black holes resonate in b-flat baby You'd be a sharp cookie to see it
5.
Fall in line Fall in line Pick your fame and pick your fate and pick your time The world loves when a hero falls before her prime Give it time You'll be on a cover in a checkout line I hope you've bled They like you when you're sick and love you when you're dead Immortality's so now, jump back and we'll show you how It's the nature of the day Get killed, get noticed It's the fashionable play Get killed, get noticed Fall in line You've gotta fall in line or bring yourself to resign to fates unkind There's no point in living if you waste your time Waste your time The day passes with no remorse for those who lie and turn in bed It likes it when you're sick and loves it when you're dead Immortality's so now, jump back and we'll show you how It's the nature of the day Get killed, get noticed It's the fashionable play Get killed, get noticed You need a speedy solution I've got an easy solution You need a final solution Throw your hands up and your life away! It's the nature of the day Get killed, get noticed It's the fashionable play Get killed, get noticed
6.
Its hard to get back to where you began When the left hand's apologizing for the right hand Mistakes were made and reports were ran But you can never put the shell back together again It's a fatal error and a common mistake To be giving out more than you take The numbers were off The forms were faked A simple amount of time before the bills accumulate
7.
Crash the culture It's harmful to America Our book tells us We know what our morals are Distort information Reduce it to a sound bite Design or creation Our end makes it right It all depends Depends on It all depends Depends on It all depends Depends on It all depends on Depends on us It's a war against sceince Demand our logic We know what our morals are We know what the end is A second revelation Bring on the decline No one can stop us Begin the end times It all depends Depends on It all depends Depends on It all depends Depends on It all depends on Depends on us Crash the culture It's harmful to America Our book tells us We know what our morals are Distort information Reduce it to a sound bite Design or creation Our end makes it right It's a war against sceince Demand our logic We know what our morals are We know what the end is A second revelation Bring on the decline No one can stop us Begin the end times It all depends Depends on It all depends Depends on It all depends Depends on It all depends on Depends on us
8.
All the things in your life All the things you could never bury And sell them for a pound of flesh That isn't worth a penny You can re-run the program An enless loop of infinity And never complete the process Until you find a body I've been waiting my whole life Digging holes and not finding graves Ive been waiting my whole life 1000 holes a million mistakes You can dig for a lifetime And never get so lucky As to find a hole to China Or a nice warm body You can repeat yourself forever Over a thousand times Looking for an angle Or a cracker jack prize I've been waiting my whole life Digging holes and not finding graves Ive been waiting my whole life 1000 holes a million mistakes A thousand holes You can dig a thousand holes, but it takes a body to make a grave
9.
Floating in the poison lake Your scarecrow won't intimidate Throw me in, toss me away I can hold my breath 'til Judgment Day You locked me in and you said You locked me in and you said You locked me in and you said you'd lock me in again You shot me full of the meds, the Thorazine and the Lith You shot me full of the meds, you thought I'd never forget You locked me in and you said You locked me in and you said You locked me in and you said you'd lock me in again You shot me full of the meds, the Thorazine and the Lith You shot me full of the meds, I'm gonna never forget Face down in a lake, bloated by the sun He had the stolen plans, not fooled by anyone Face down in a lake, bloated by the sun He had the stolen plans, not fooled by anyone You shut me out, you shut me out Don't you know that I'm a sane man You shut me out, you shut me out Nickels dimes and an accident You said I don't have a clue You said I don't have a clue But I have been imbued with skill to see right through You said I don't have a clue You said I don't have a clue But I have been imbued with skill to see right through You locked me in and you said You locked me in and you said You locked me in and you said you'd lock me in again Don't threaten me with the dead Don't threaten me with the dead I've got the plans in my head, I'm in this until the end You shut me out, you shut me out Don't you know that I'm a sane man You shut me out, you shut me out Nickels dimes and an accident You shut me out, you shut me out But you've spread yourself too thin I'm gonna fight my way back in Never tell the schitzo where the money is Never tell the schitzo where the money is Never tell the schitzo where the money is Never tell the schitzo where the money is Throw me in, toss me away I can hold my breath until you let me in You shut me out, you shut me out Don't you know that I'm a sane man You shut me out, you shut me out Nickels dimes and an accident You shut me out, you shut me out But you've spread yourself too thin I'm gonna fight my way back in
10.
(Hey hey) Let's clear the air Let's clear the room Let's turn the place into a fucking tomb I've thrown out my life like I've thrown out my art My legacy could use a jump start (Hey hey) So let's clear the air Let's clear the room The smell of fire is such a sweet perfume You're obsessed with youth I'm obsessed with you This show will debut to horrified reviews Opportunity is winding down No one hears you when you're in your 30s now This gravity can only pull you down There's no shame in desperation (Hey hey) Let's clear the air Let's clear the room Let's turn the place into a fucking tomb I've thrown out my life like I've thrown out my art My legacy could use a jump start (Hey hey) So let's clear the air Let's clear the room The smell of fire is such a sweet perfume You're obsessed with youth I'm obsessed with you This show will debut to horrified reviews Opportunity is winding down No one hears you when you're in your 30s now This gravity can only pull you down There's no shame in desperation Now I'm a success! Now I'm a success!
11.
99 Probalos 05:29
I made a movie about making a movie Based on a movie that I'd never even seen I worked as hard as hell People thought it came out well But when I watched it I couldn't tell which one was me The heads all loved it, summer blockbuster I got promoted; you'd think this was a dream I bought the franchise, it worked but now I'm Middle management in a pyramid scheme (I've come so far - I'm gone right now) The past was so bright It puts the future in sight But I'm standing still I'm standing still I'm standing still Until it's over I made a whole life out of that moment Stretched it out further than I ever would bet Producers bought and spent the trade papers' respect My every moment has been lived out on a set I never thought I'd live so long But I haven't wised up yet And they say that only the good die young So I guess that's what I get (I've come so far - I'm gone right now) The past was so bright It puts the future in sight But I'm standing still I'm standing still I'm standing still Until it's over

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Recorded by Shane Olivo in Milwaukee, mixed by John Congleton (The Paper Chase) in Texas, and mastered at Silver Sonya in DC, the disc brings still more hooks, still more obtusely nerdy subject material (Black holes? The Paulding Light? Really guys?).

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released September 23, 2008

Mr.Alarm: Bass / upright bass / vocals / keys / baritone guitar / guitar / theramin / noise
Dr.Awkward: Drums / vocals / percussion
Rev.Ever: Guitar / keys / bass / samples / vocals / organ / noise
YaleDelay: Guitar / vocals / noise

Dixie Jacobs: Vocals on "Defenestrate", "1000 Holes", "Success!"
Thom Geibel: E-Bow guitar on “99 Probalos”
Michael Wojtasiak: Backing vocals and handclaps
Upright bass delivery by Michael Carey

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