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Taking the title "Sexy Results" to its more ridiculous extreme, here's a song about doin' it.

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I'm the particle in your collider, I'm
Experimenting with consenting adults
I'm an electron-spewing muon in your magnetic field
And I'm anticipating sexy results

I like the way our universe is expanding
A Big Bang of Supersymmetry
We've got enough mass to discourage collapse
But not enough to trigger entropy

Were you and I together in the beginning
Before the Higgs assigned our properties?
I like to think we were all the same back then
It's my Grand Unified Theory
Unlike neutrinos I am feeling a charge
As we uncover our destiny
I think we oughta juggernaut into the tevatron
And collide at high energies, hey

Let's make a play for a day when symmetry's not a cult
You know we merit an experiment with sexy results

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