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Gremlins on Demand
03:15
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Point a weapon at the gym teacher
As the film director yells "cut"
Exploitation has become vocation
And I can't snap out of this rut
The campus inspector is a metal detector
From 1984
Dad thought this was a black comedy
But I can't take anymore
The gremlins in my queue have shown their hand
The things under my bed are on demand
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Death Van
04:08
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The Wrist
03:23
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Cue the flashing light and the muted sighs
There's a disembodied voice on the end of your line
I hear the hitch in your breath and the glint in your eye
You know i can't call out, you know i can't dial nine
I can hear your yellowing smile
Spit antipathy, airs and bile
Punch down at the plebeians
You bargain basement comedians
We're working for you now
There's a pressure in the nerve behind my eyes
As i subordinate and you dehumanize
This carpal tunnel's not affected by compression on the wrist
(If you don't pay it's on somebody else's dime)
I wanna punch my way out, but i can't make a fist
(I dropped some change so i could buy some more time)
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Robot Wind Meals
00:58
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Hot Take on Line One
05:02
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They're beaming signals in my house
Your love is fading, they're triangulating now
My door is locked, my windows down
Can't tell which one's the lion and which one's the mouse
I'm a hot take on line one
And I never see the sun
I'm a good guy with a gun
Hope i don't run into a better one
Groom Lake you're on the air force lot
Are you using this line properly or not
I've got opinions, you've got sway
I've got opinions, help me make them go away
I see an X in front of me
I see a hidden enemy
There's not a lot of time, give us something quick
Catch the wave, give us something that will stick
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Little Plastic Dinosaurs
04:41
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Bigfoot, Take the Wheel
02:17
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The Flaw is the Feature
03:16
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Space is Fake
03:45
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Make way, make way, make way through the Pick N Save
Angry Eddie's got s-s-s-s-somethin' to say
The sky above is a dome that's been painted blue
Terrific news! Terrific news!
Dr. Kent's in the school auditorium
Lobbing spitballs at the planetarium
Equal time for the Young Earth point of view
You know it's true! You know it's true!
The filters are dead, all the music's online
Your Bat Boy story's as legit as mine
Flat Earth, vaccines, bring the eggheads to their knees
Space is fake! Space is fake!
Sign up, sign in, log on to your free account
The rights of the pseudo-journalist are paramount
You've got a voice and responsibility too
Terrific news! Terrific News!
Be the ch-ch-ch-ch-change that you wanna see
Cranking out content as long as it's free
Dr. Kent don't care about no peer review
You know it's true! You know it's true!
The Hindenburg's aloft and the Titanic's fine
They're tapping out the updates on the wild card line
The sky is on fire and everything's fine, whoo
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Your stunning vacation photos
Took 90 minutes to reach home
You met your demise in alien skies
I wish you hadn't done it alone
We went to the moon on duct tape and spit
I guess we'll go to Mars when we feel like it
We went to the moon on duct tape and spit
We're happy now if we can reach orbit
Appraising all the navel gazing's worn me out
My Very Eager Memory Just Seems Useless Now
Castled rooks & picture books, mneumonic device
Exploration's a demonic vice
Budgets tabled, books mislabeled
Raise a beer to the final frontier
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No More Jokes for Today
07:13
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IfIHadAHiFi Milwaukee, Wisconsin
NO ROOM FOR THE SPACE BAR, NO ROOM FOR COMPROMISE.
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